Teacherisms

Teachers can say some pretty hilarious things. Itp/c I intend to document all these things.

My Accounting teacher (male)

-You *must* know how to do this before the test. If you can't do it then you should just kill yourself. We are going to do an example, if you can't do it, kill yourself before I kill you.

-You are all my accouting children. I can not get rid of you, I have to take you as you are. I cannot push you back into my stomach.

My Math Teacher

-Italy is dangerous.

-Things happen in time.

-There's no limbo in Markov Chains. (Translation: wherever you are/going thats where you are/will be)